December 2009
1 post
Probably My Last Post From Australia
First of all it looks like people that I don’t know might be reading this from Los Angeles, Souix Falls, SD, Austin, TX maybe. So, thanks for that. Hopefully you liked it…although I don’t know how you would. Although now that I think of it, if anyone looks up the lyrics to Down Under by Men at Work, my blog might come up. Hm…if you’re looking for that, sorry you...
November 2009
1 post
Okay. My landlord took away the internet because we use it too much. I’m not sure if I’ll have it for the rest of my time here. Super annoying. He also sent me a text message threatening to bolt my window shut permanently if I didn’t shut it even if I leave the house “4 a min or 2.” This guy sucks so hard. Is it worth looking for a new place? No. But man he...
October 2009
3 posts
Infomercial Prompt Fail
susannawolff:
Just heard this in an infomercial: “Are you tired of eating regular, old cakes?”
Uh, no.
This weekend was pretty good. Not much to report. I saw the movie Moon. It was good. It’s not exactly 2001: A Space Odyssey like you think it would be. It’s in that style, the style before Star Wars killed the thinking man’s sci-fi film. See it. Tell me what you think.
I ran into an Ames High graduate at the Sydney Opera House Open Day yesterday. Yeah. Crazy. Turns out...
I also got a goldfish and named him Marvin.
August 2009
3 posts
Send Me Stuff
AIS The International School
c/o David Muehe
Locked Bag 204
Oatlands, Australia 2117
July 2009
6 posts
It’s funny. I really like writing. I love it. The irony though, is that I’m bad at reading. Like really bad at it. I enjoy it, but I get discouraged by it, because I’m so bad at it. So I love all these script writers and comedians etc, so my favorite authors are people like Paul Feig, Aaron Sorkin, and Ricky Gervais. All people that have written funny and socially aware...
I’ve got 5 best friends. How many do you have?
I was looking through some old College Humor videos instead of trying to go to Australia early.
I think this one is even funnier now.
Got my visa approved! A day late…
I sure hope I do a better job of writing in the southern hemisphere
June 2009
1 post
Lord, beer me motivation.
May 2009
9 posts
two of my bff’s are getting maried today. boom. roasted.
Your 10,000th day
samreich:
Use Wolfram Alpha and search for your birthday + 10,000 days to figure out when your 10,000th day on Earth will be. You’ll be 27 and a half.
Mine is December 8th, 2011.
Mines June 7th, 20014
You’d think that if I spent all night jazzing up my tumblr I’d have something important to write…nope…maybe in a few days.
It’s on Hulu
April 2009
3 posts
The people that live in the apartment below me are listening to this.
I accidently left my portable hard drive with all my pictures on it at Robs house it Worcester, MA. When I get it back, I’ll post pleanty of pictures from the two weeks I was there.
March 2009
1 post
Writing is not like riding a bike. I used to write something about twice a week (never published it here), but I haven’t for a least a month. I just tried and it was awful. I can’t make anything even remotely interesting. A la this post. Hopefully I get better.
February 2009
5 posts
CrAZY CoLoRs!1!1!1!
This is an old one. French kids are cute too.
Bo Burnham’s song. Only on comedycentral.com and here and anywhere else someone decides to embed it.
I’ve been watching a lot of these re-dubs online a lot. I think they’re really funny.
January 2009
5 posts
fuck I lost my wallet.
Also, shitty teacher #2 coming soon…
December 2008
14 posts
“This is nice”
jeffrubinjeffrubin:
It wasn’t released until October, but I’m ready to declare Single Ladies the song of the summer. For proof, look no further than this video of a little girl dancing.
After further research, there was another Caldecott Award winner written in 2003 specifically about Philippe Petit called The Man Who Walked Between The Towers by Mordicai Gerstein.
No wonder Kanye’s music always sounds so good and familiar. He centers his songs around songs that other people wrote.
Fred Armisen’s Obama isn’t that bad.
dangurewitch:
New CHTV: Stop Carlos Mencia: A Rock Ballad. While CHTV director Sam Reich and I don’t care that much about violence in the Congo, there is a crime against humanity that we decided we just can’t stand for any longer: “Mind of Mencia.” The song was written by me, and produced by the Elegant Too. Sam directed the video, which features many of our favorite comedy friends, from the UCB’s...